Saturday, March 31, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Who We Are At Ad About You
Ad About You is about believing in the magic of words to draw people together.
This pretty much sums up what Mark Twain said about humor.
This pretty much sums up what Mark Twain said about humor.
Saturday, March 24, 2012
The Dark Side Of Humor Has Fallen. Begun The Satire Wars Have!
Chapter One: It was a dark and stormy knight
The Dream Police sung by Cheap Trick
Friday, March 23, 2012
My Mind's Gone But Not Forgotten
This blog is about a brain trying to reassemble itself after head injuries. 
This is my portfolio. This is The Persistence Of My Memory
http://dbronxidentity.blogspot.com/
This is my portfolio. This is The Persistence Of My Memoryhttp://dbronxidentity.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
New APP Designs By Eclectic For Great Communicators!
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Welcome to The Fantasy Island of Blogs!
Who am I? I’m not Spider Man breaking his butt on Broadway. Please, my friends! Allow me to introduce myself with the song Young At Heart sung by Old Blue Eyes. I am The Chairman of The Blogs. 
I am simply... 
This blog is on three wishes. One, made in childhood, was on living life like a Great American Novel, one that reads like the science fiction of a comic book and worthy of the shelves of The Fortress of Solitude, The Public Library of The City of The World and beyond it’s borders. 
The second wish, made at NYU, was on turn in on time a homework assignment on creating a tour book for The South Bronx. 1+1= two dreams come true. The third wish was to be able to bring good wishes of kids of all ages to fulfillment as long as they’re willing to enter The Department of Creativity or Higher Education to play among the stars! 
I am simply... This blog is on three wishes. One, made in childhood, was on living life like a Great American Novel, one that reads like the science fiction of a comic book and worthy of the shelves of The Fortress of Solitude, The Public Library of The City of The World and beyond it’s borders. The second wish, made at NYU, was on turn in on time a homework assignment on creating a tour book for The South Bronx. 1+1= two dreams come true. The third wish was to be able to bring good wishes of kids of all ages to fulfillment as long as they’re willing to enter The Department of Creativity or Higher Education to play among the stars! http://dbronxidentity.blogspot.com
Monday, March 12, 2012
Ad About You: Remodeling In Progress
Ad About You employs beautifully talented women.
For example, the blonde is a brain. I met her at NYU when she returned the wallet she picked out of my jacket. She brought it back because it had no money. I simply had to recruit her. The other one can charm the most hardcore of mercenaries and then KARATE CHOP! 
They were both instrumental in bringing in Senor Swanky, a master at breaking into the most sophisticated of safes as he is at breaking hearts. He now works for us or else the microchip planted in his brain will give him such a pinch. 
Alongside an eclectic team of special agents, I manage The Ad Bureau, an ad agency that is a front for The Acquisition Group. Our philosophy is the same as that shadow government of one called The Bat Man. We pave the way for children of all ages and colors to live in Future Light.
And yes, I have way too much time on my hands. Think of me as the new Doctor Who.
I like to be flattered that way.
$atisfied Client$
Prison jumpsuits by Old Navy? Life is worth doing time.
Stop Staring At Me. Go back to watching Friends!
Portrait of a man made prisoner by a childhood wish to live his life like A Great American Novel, one reading like the science fiction of a comic book.For that to happen, he would have to be trapped forever in Social Media unable to live a real life. Be careful of what you wish for wishes have a way of coming true on Ad About You.
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Saturday, March 10, 2012
The Belief System Of Ad About You
The Book! 
The Psychedelic Furs promised we wouldn't be forgotten! 
The Book told tales of Creationism and Evolution! 
The Book gave advanced life in the cosmos 10 top reasons not to destroy The USS Enterprise! We were promised larger portions of Media more than a three-hour cruise, a three-hour cruise as long as we filled out the log stardate supplemental! The Book promised us A Piece Of The Action!!! 
The Book promised the sequel to our lives would have superior special effects and sound that George Lucas could never have imagined! Actually, I doubt it cause Lucas, like Han Solo said, can imagine a lot. I mean Star Wars, which was rejected by major studios, became a stimulus package for Hollywood and beyond! It created jobs! 
So help me, if Lucas runs for president, I want to be on his Jedi council of economic advisors or else I’ll go red! My power will grow and I will hurt everyone I ever loved! It’s okay because at the end I’ll be redeemed.It’s all written in The Book!!!
The Psychedelic Furs promised we wouldn't be forgotten! The Book told tales of Creationism and Evolution! The Book gave advanced life in the cosmos 10 top reasons not to destroy The USS Enterprise! We were promised larger portions of Media more than a three-hour cruise, a three-hour cruise as long as we filled out the log stardate supplemental! The Book promised us A Piece Of The Action!!! The Book promised the sequel to our lives would have superior special effects and sound that George Lucas could never have imagined! Actually, I doubt it cause Lucas, like Han Solo said, can imagine a lot. I mean Star Wars, which was rejected by major studios, became a stimulus package for Hollywood and beyond! It created jobs! So help me, if Lucas runs for president, I want to be on his Jedi council of economic advisors or else I’ll go red! My power will grow and I will hurt everyone I ever loved! It’s okay because at the end I’ll be redeemed.It’s all written in The Book!!!
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