Saturday, April 28, 2012

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Ad About You Draws People Together

Once upon a parallel universe of real life Japanese Anime Action, there was a band called The Illegal Aliens. They were the hottest musical group against Global Warming and other bad things on Planet Earth III. But a rival band from the future changed the past to deport them out of existence to win the U2ube Award for best album of the year! And now the story can be sung by holograms… Whatever you do, don’t mix Red Kryptonite with Red Bull! Man! Did I wake up feeling funny!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Ad You To We

Kids building robots at my alma mater, P.S 161, inspired the design for Eclectic, as did Song For A Future Generation sung by The B-52s. “This will show The South Bronx is not no good for nothing,” said a little African-American inventor using a double negative to a WPIX Channel 11 News reporter. In time, they will upgrade androids with AI or amazing imagination and prove, once again, that truth is stranger than science fiction. http://southbronxtourdeforce.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Ad Men Advolutions

Who am I? I’m not Spider Man breaking his butt on Broadway. I was recruited by a group of mutants able to manipulate mass media. They called themselves The Ad Men. They soon realized my abilities were eXpanding eXponentially beyond their wildest imaginations. The unlimited energy flowing through me was exhilarating! There’s nothing that I can’t do! Fearing they wouldn’t be able to control me, they brainwashed me into believing I was someone I wasn’t. I even forgot the woman I loved. But with the return of my memories and cyber powers…

Monday, April 2, 2012

Sleepless In The South Bronx

I pawned A Beautiful Mind to quiet a stomach that growled like a lion on the prowl. I have to get back The Fifth Element, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Incredibles, The X-Men and others that enriched creativity and made me feel Limitless. Then my 30-dollar DVD player brought at Wal-Mart broke down after running hundreds of movies. It’s time to live in the real world where I was offered a dream job. After the experiments on my brain, I figured out the equation to make a nightmare go straight to DreamWorks. Then I got ambitious and created my own universe. And that’s when an ancient evil had awoken and the audience groaned not again! As for you reading this, come closer. Closer, closer--press your face to your screen already. That’s it. Nighty night, little rabbit.
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