If you’re looking for French, bring your family to an
upscale eatery that has everything!
It’s called Touché Cliché
You’ll be greeted at the door by an angry Log Cabin
Republican midget who is in a dangerous relationship with a basketball player
who just left him for another midget in North Korea . You’ll meet a tattooed
Puerto Rican busboy named Julio, a thoughtful ex-convict who will drive your
Lexus if you had too much wine to drink and even tucks you in bed. Just don’t
forget to tip him. You don’t want to anger him. He’ll go crazy on you.
Why travel to Europe
to be insulted by French waiters when you can make dinner reservations at this
fine bistro located in the exotic south of the Bronx ?
The main Gallic dish is escargot served with ennui
(Or, as head waiter Perrier would say, snails served with
boredom, you stupid American!)
Touché Cliché
Well played.
Touché Cliché is a cyber comedy club rated D by The Health
Department.
It’s dirty like The French and proud of it.
Viva Le Dirt!
Touché Cliché
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