Thursday, March 7, 2013


This is my face in social media.

This is my face pasted over Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger, a movie about a fat European with lots of $$$$$$ in an attempt to destroy Fort Knox or the US economy.

Any questions?

I have to be honest with beautiful women that wanted to date the Ritchie Rich of The South Bronx: I can only take you sweethearts shoplifting at Saks Fifth Avenue.

 I feel bad to the girls that loved me for lying on being someone wealthy I’m not.

Me sorry.

AIEEEEEE!!! MONEY HUNGRY VENGEFUL GIRL-ZILLAS!!!
 
HEY!!! BACK OFF MY INNER CHILD!!!

HE SAID HE WAS SORRY!!!

Although, not by much.

True love and happiness is like The Hope Diamond.

It’s so rare.

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