How Many Ads Do You See On Drunk Driving?

WE’RE SERIOUS AT AD ABOUT YOU WHEN WE SAY FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE!!! NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! NEVER!!! When it comes to your buddies, be Bud-Wiser!!!
For this public service ad, we expect to be rewarded by Budweiser with a case of brew. WE WANT THAT FREE CASE OF TASTY SUDS!!! We promise not to let friends drive under the influence. If friends die in a car accident friends won’t be able to enjoy one of life’s sweetest rewards: beer!!! Seriously, not cool to hurt people and children. You will rue doing hard time in jail where there is no beer!!!But if you’re a drunk with a knack for running into terrorists about to detonate bombs then its o.k. You get the keys to the brewery and a presidential pardon before leaving Las Vegas. Not to mention a sweet and sobering movie deal. And, yeah, you get the girl who believed you could stop drinking at The End. Oh man! We forgot about Budweiser! They’re not going to like an ending like that! Rewrite! Rewrite! Rewrite! And, yeah, you get the girl who believed you could drink in moderation at The End. What? You got a problem with that? We didn’t think so. Cheers.My name is Vagabond. Jose Vagabond. Who needs to pay James Bond 45 million dollars to sell beer when you can get it for free on Ad About you. (This is a limited offer!) Here I am having one too many that explains the wearing of a baseball hat never to be worn when one is sober. It was hard to study at school when one has friends that put one on the guest list of Manhattan’s hottest nightclubs. Michael Faraday didn’t go an Ivy League school and yet he became a professor. Another one that did fine without M.I.T or fill-in-your college –application-of-choice was Philo T. Farnsworth, a visionary of this invention called television that led to, among other things to come, MTV. The person I wanted to be like was Flynn from the movie TRON. Again, it’s hard to achieve dreams when one is getting free drink cards. If someone with the powers of Jesus went to NYU, he would be the big man on campus where distilled spirits is religion. So here I am with friends that never told me it was going to be like this. One friend worked at ABC NEWS. Not wishing to get anyone in trouble, I won’t mention names. I’ll just codename this one friend as ‘Ted Koppel'. LOL is the beginning of faith, I believe. Can someone call me a taxi? I got finals tomorrow.